It’s time to leave the European Union because…

1. The French killed Diana. Now they want to kill you.
2. Every time you blink the EU costs us another TEN SQUILLION POUNDS. This figure must be true: the bus says so.
3. We’re not racist but…
4. We’ve had recessions before, another one won’t hurt. You’re always saying you don’t like your job anyway. Man up!
5. Look, the Greeks invented gayness, you know. That’s all we’re saying.
6. Isolating ourselves and ignoring everyone. Can you think of any better ways to expand our influence?
7. It’s better to be outside the tent pissing in than inside the tent pissing out. Or something.
8. Because of all those terrible laws imposed on us from Brussels like er…and…um…the one in the paper…you know the ones I mean anyway. The terrible ones.
9. One World Cup and two World Wars: let’s make it a hat trick.
10. Skeletor would want you to stay. Wipe the smile off his face.