Looking forward to the proposed Star Wars spin-off feature about Han Solo’s early years? Don’t bother. Everything you need to know about the early days of the roguish space captain is here…
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Even longer ago…
Medical droid: Congratulations Mr and Mrs Solo: It’s a boy!
MR SOLO: Well done luv! What shall we call him?
MRS SOLO: I’ve got a list of the most popular boy’s names for last year: Anakin…Boba…Han… Jabba…Jago…Lando… Luke…Qui-Gon…
MR SOLO: Ho ho! Bloody ridiculous. “Luke” just sounds made up. How about “Han”?
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Fifteen years later…
Careers droid: According to the survey, you should try to become an accountant, a Storm Trooper or a smuggler/ship captain/ future leader of the Rebel Alliance.
Han: Hmmm. Accountancy’s boring but they do get paid well. I suppose I could do a Year Out first…
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Tatooine 15 years later again. Han is visiting Jabba…
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